I am a total dork.
I decided that I would take Blogger up on their offer to update my blog's template, so that I could more easily manipulate some of the elements on the page.
Doofus that I am, I also wiped out all of my formatting and my blog has reverted to the basic page elements that come with a basic template.
So, please be patient while I take some time to get things back to the way that they used to be.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most...